In all seriousness, this might be the worst film I’ve ever seen.
If this sounds like a stupid concept for a film, you’d be right. Mixing Roman Catholicism, vampires, and a train was a horrendous idea.
Haven’t I seen this before?
Isn’t the art of “Burlesque” supposed to be sexy?
“Easy A” stars Emma Stone, and that’s all you really need to know.