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I’m too busy for this shit.


I’m too busy for this shit.
Sure, everyone knew that “Super 8″ was a collaboration between J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg…but what is it about? Who fucking knows.
I would argue that “Deathly Hallows Part 2″ is the best 8th sequel ever made, just edging out “Jason Takes Manhattan” for that honor.
This film just sucked the life out of me. It’s 114 minutes of absolute and utter nonsense.
Who pays for tickets at the box office? Adults do. Are you telling me there are adults out there who are demanding more silly nonsense from Hollywood?! I refuse to believe it.
This whole franchise sucks. You have no one to blame but yourself.
“X-Men: First Class” aspires to join “The Dark Knight” in the upper tier, and it almost succeeds.
If this sounds like a stupid concept for a film, you’d be right. Mixing Roman Catholicism, vampires, and a train was a horrendous idea.
Even under the influence of alcohol, I found absolutely nothing about “Paul” to be funny.
I hope someone lost a lot of money and ends up living on the street due to their financial mismanagement and poor choice of investment in “Dylan Dog”.
“Source Code” is a swing and a miss. There’s so much potential buried here in the concept, but the execution is weighed down by the details.
How do you translate two dudes fighting into an interesting 90-minute movie? If this film is any indication, it’s completely impossible.