New on DVD: Larry Crowne 0
“Larry Crowne” made me feel sad for Tom Hanks, something I haven’t done since he was trapped on that island with a volleyball. Even that fate was better than starring in this dreck.
Romantic Comedy
New on DVD: Crazy, Stupid, Love. 0
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.” starts out like a fucking unfunny piece of shit. Somewhere between the first and second act, though, it picks up steam.
New on DVD: Monte Carlo 1
Selena Gomez is not sexy. If you are an adult and lust for her soft, child-like features, then you are potentially a sex offender and should probably be wearing a monitoring anklet (just to be on the safe side).
New on DVD: Zookeeper 1
Kevin James singing Flo Rida’s “Get Low” in a van with a talking gorilla in a button-down shirt is not funny. Am I making myself clear?
New on DVD: No Eres Tu Soy Yo 0
If I wanted to watch shitty, cliche romantic comedies, I would at least chose one in a language I speak fluently.
New on DVD: Something Borrowed 1
If I wanted the drama of carrying on an affair, I would go cheat on my wife.
New on DVD: HappyThankYou MorePlease 1
Why is Malin Ackerman bald?
New on DVD: Just Go With It 2
Fuck you, Adam Sandler. Fuck you, Jennifer Aniston.
New on DVD: Waiting for Forever 3
“Waiting for Forever” is the love story between a retarded juggler and an out-of-work actress. Let that one sink in for a second.
New on DVD: No Strings Attached 0
Are women really this fucking stupid?
New on DVD: From Prada to Nada 0
If you aren’t familiar with “Sense and Sensibility”, you would think this is just another piece of shit romantic comedy. Those who are familiar with the source material will realize that this is an offensive, often insulting piece of shit romantic comedy.
New on DVD: How Do You Know 0
Since the movie title is in the form of a question, it’s only fitting that I provide the answer.