New on DVD: The Tempest 2
“The Tempest” is a reinterpretation of a Shakespeare classic. Yeah, so, umm, I didn’t know that.


“The Tempest” is a reinterpretation of a Shakespeare classic. Yeah, so, umm, I didn’t know that.
I can’t imagine a better film about the Oregon Trail.
I think Americans, as a society, just love seeing men swing swords around.
Say what you want about having to “read the words”, but at least foreign cinema offers a different point of view, and operates free from the “maximum profit” and “easy consumption” big studio philosophies.
Through an onslaught of fashion documentaries and my wife’s incessant fandom for the “Project Runway” series, I know far too much about the motherfucking fashion industry.
Someone likes watching Hitchcock movies.
Did I mention that Thor swings a hammer? Yes, that’s his only offensive weapon. If I thought that a man swinging a hammer was interesting or entertaining, I would go to Home Depot and follow a carpenter back to his van.
In “Marley & Me”, the dog ends up dead. With “The Puppy Years”, the audience isn’t so lucky.
Ok, so I’m not a religious person. That doesn’t mean I can’t partake in a good film that’s also centered around faith and a belief in God. Honestly, I would open to enjoying it…if they ever fucking made one.
Disney omitted the good parts…the drugs, the booze, and the sex. Why else would you go to this fucking gay party?!
“X-Men: First Class” aspires to join “The Dark Knight” in the upper tier, and it almost succeeds.
Warning: Men should be prepared for an in-depth conversation with their significant other should they chose to make this a date movie. Prepare yourself with correct answers prior to the screening. And, no, “deny, deny, deny” is not the response that your woman is looking for.