New on DVD: Spy Kids 4D: All The Time In The World 0
I’m too busy for this shit.
Comedy
New on DVD: Kung Fu Panda 2 1
I would not consider myself a Jack Black “fan”. Now that I think about it, does such a person actually exist?
New on DVD: The Hangover Part II 11
For those keeping track at home, I laughed merely one time during the entire 107 minute runtime (at an always funny “you remind me of my retarded brother” joke).
New on DVD: The Smurfs 0
People who grew up in the 1980′s are complete fucking assholes.
New on DVD: Super 8 0
Sure, everyone knew that “Super 8″ was a collaboration between J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg…but what is it about? Who fucking knows.
New on DVD: Larry Crowne 0
“Larry Crowne” made me feel sad for Tom Hanks, something I haven’t done since he was trapped on that island with a volleyball. Even that fate was better than starring in this dreck.
New on DVD: Cars 2 3
The original “Cars” was fair at best. Sure, little boys loved it, but what the fuck do they know? Thatl film lacked the heart and universal appeal of the other Pixar masterpieces. With “Cars 2″, the franchise has been run into the ground.
New on DVD: The Change-Up 0
“The Change-Up” is not without a few funny moments, though. Ryan Reynolds is abusive to his new infant children, and nothing says funny like good old fashioned child endangerment.
New on DVD: Crazy, Stupid, Love. 0
“Crazy, Stupid, Love.” starts out like a fucking unfunny piece of shit. Somewhere between the first and second act, though, it picks up steam.
New on DVD: Mardi Gras: Spring Break 0
Maybe if this was 20 years ago, and the advertising said “Carmen Electra nude all film long”, she might be a selling point. This is now a 39-year old woman we are talking about. Spare me.
New on DVD: Submarine 0
The “coming-of-age” label is normally ensures a vomit-inducing evening at the movies, but I kind of enjoyed this nonsense.
New on DVD: Monte Carlo 1
Selena Gomez is not sexy. If you are an adult and lust for her soft, child-like features, then you are potentially a sex offender and should probably be wearing a monitoring anklet (just to be on the safe side).