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Maybe you were aware that jelly beans are actually rabbit excrement, but that was a new revelation for me.


Maybe you were aware that jelly beans are actually rabbit excrement, but that was a new revelation for me.
I’m too busy for this shit.
I would not consider myself a Jack Black “fan”. Now that I think about it, does such a person actually exist?
For those keeping track at home, I laughed merely one time during the entire 107 minute runtime (at an always funny “you remind me of my retarded brother” joke).
People who grew up in the 1980′s are complete fucking assholes.
“Atlas Shrugged”, the novel, might be worth a read. And, just maybe, “Atlas Shrugged” could make a good film one day…but this is not it.
Sure, everyone knew that “Super 8″ was a collaboration between J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg…but what is it about? Who fucking knows.
“Larry Crowne” made me feel sad for Tom Hanks, something I haven’t done since he was trapped on that island with a volleyball. Even that fate was better than starring in this dreck.
In addition to his love of filmmaking, Cameron Crowe also loves Pearl Jam. That’s a fact that was unabashedly splattered all over the screen.
The original “Cars” was fair at best. Sure, little boys loved it, but what the fuck do they know? Thatl film lacked the heart and universal appeal of the other Pixar masterpieces. With “Cars 2″, the franchise has been run into the ground.
“The Change-Up” is not without a few funny moments, though. Ryan Reynolds is abusive to his new infant children, and nothing says funny like good old fashioned child endangerment.
No, this is not the Disney version.