Warning: Strong Language – Reader Discretion is Advised
“Cars 2″ was released to DVD & Blu-ray last month. The film was a monster hit at the box office, debuting in June and grossing HALF A BILLION DOLLARS worldwide.
I love Pixar. If you need a reason why, watch any “Toy Story”. All three of those films were fantastic. I don’t recall Pixar evermaking a misstep. Well, until now.
The original “Cars” was fair at best. Sure, little boys loved it, but what the fuck do they know? Thatl film lacked the heart and universal appeal of the other Pixar masterpieces. With “Cars 2″, the franchise has been run into the ground.
This film stinks. It’s not interesting or funny. Talking cars got old quick. And if I hear one more name or landmark re-named to sound like an automobile (“Big Ben-tley”?!), I’m going to smash my television.
Lightning McQueen is a questionable hero at best. Furthermore, his redneck asshole friend Tow Mater needs to go. No superstar would keep this pile of junk around. He’s constantly being rude, inappropriate, and fucking things up. No one likes this dude. Goodbye.
“Cars 2″ tries to shoehorn current events into it’s storyline, and it fails miserably. Do you think a snot-nosed asshole kid cares about alternative energy or electric cars? No, fuckface, they don’t. Huge mistake.
I watched “Cars 2″. Then I had a sandwich and moved on. There’s nothing interesting or memorable about this nonsense. Your 7-year old son will love it. Then again, he also likes Power Rangers.